… you can’t have people dying of starvation and happy well-fed rats eating government food warehouses hain! That is the great challenge of India. All our national ideas about freedom and democracy should be revised to ensure that there is an equitable distribution of food, wealth, education and healthcare. Once I am reelected, I will make sure that even land wouldn’t be a commodity. It should belong to no one and to everyone. You, me, your children, it is a gift from Bhagwan. We are all landlords, and we are not … what I mean is that you can cultivate land but you can’t own it. It allows you to live, just the way the air you breathe allows you to live. If you can’t mortgage, control, buy or auction air why should you do that with a piece of earth. Hain, tell me?! So my brothers and sisters, Bhaion aur Beheno! I tell you the destiny of this country is in your hands. You must know who you are and where you are heading. So my fellow Deshwasion, let us not act individually anymore let us be responsible citizens, responsible communities. Let us change our culture of birthright to a culture of ethics and work. Let us elect leaders who represent ideals rather than religions. Let us wash the floors of our houses and our minds clean, and make them the living example of a true new India.
Sure you can have people dying of starvation … if they don’t die of famine or malnutrition or crime or disease, they will die of something else, shit, who cares. I must get Dabbo to take care of the Bihar governor, who’s that, that bloody Saxena chap. The bastard has Mota Mahmood eating out of his hand. But hell, I’m sure there are other Dons operating along the Mumbai-Dubai axis, I could get Pramod to check out the list of Hawala party funds. Every CM is involved in extortion, embezzlement, murder and rape, are why should I be left behind. O shit, that reminds, the two girls I raped from the Polytechnic last week, I shall have to pay Bansi, that bloody police SP. I must remember to wear light clothes for a rape, you now something easy to get in and out of, two bloody aachkan has to many damn buttons. I should get Pramod to get me a zip-up aachkan… .. Life is tough sometimes .. what do we do with that CEO of Alliance Petroleum. You kidnap important people, they still don’t pay. But seriously, there is so much work left. The bloody drug cartel needs full-time supervision, and the PM’s going to give me the Finance Portfolio as well. Where is the time. The money laundering business can’t be left to juniors. I want to expand the rape operations to Scandinavia,. Sodomy and juvenile crime are in their infancy ... do you know ho much money can be made from the landless in Bihar..
Gautam Bhatia
