Test-Tube Ministers

Despite all the known dangers of Genetically Modified Foods, the final lot of GM Ministers rolled out of the test-tube. As an experiment the first lot had been fed to rats to check their palatability. However, several intelligent rats first refused. But later, when force-fed, many developed severe hiccups, said a government spokesperson, as the test tube ministers were delivered to the Parliament Canteen. The long-term and more dangerous side effects of the GM ministers sill remain unknown...

Gautam Bhatia