| they say some ships only leak from the top, so somebody gleefully  
sent us a media
| report (truth value unverifiable) about the CoA here,
| http://epaper.mailtoday.in/Details.aspx?boxid=1742218&id=27927&issuedate=1992009
| and upon investigation, we find this:

"The only way to put an end to this menace is to revive the practice  
of video-graphing visits of inspection teams to colleges. It was  
introduced in 2005 but was quickly abandoned as some expert committee  
members of inspection teams were uncomfortable with it," admitted a  
south zone AICTE official.